2020-Present
Archive of the unique products sold by Transcience exclusively via the Sea-Monkeys online store.
Product descriptions were transcribed just as they appeared in their respective listing. Likewise, the official listing photos are presented just as they appeared; many are of low-resolution and poor quality.
Greeting Cards (Sold Out)
Release Year: 2020
Individual Card: 5.00 USD
Variety Pack: 40.00 USD
Description
4.25″ x 5.50″ folded
Based on the original artwork by Joe Orlando ©1972
Reimagined by Tod Robert Machin ©2020 for Yoland Von Braunhut
60 Years of Sea-Monkeys® Poster (Sold Out)
Release Year: 2020
Price: 24.50 USD
Description
60 Years of Sea-Monkeys® Poster
Awesome 12″ x 18″ poster on high quality #80 poster stock
Sea-Monkey® Executive Super Sized Suite (Available)
Release Year: 2020
Current Price: 80.00 USD
Initial Price: 100.00 USD
Description (Outdated)
Sea-Monkey® Executive Super Sized Suite
The World’s Perfect Office Pet
Premium Super Sized Kit
Deluxe 48 oz. glass desktop Sea-Monkey® Aquarium Suite
Four packets of No. 1 Sea-Monkey® Water Purifier
Four packets of No. 2 Sea-Monkey® Instant Live Eggs
Four packets of No. 3 Sea-Monkey® Growth Food
Four packets of No. 4 Sea-Monkey® Plasma III
Official Sea-Monkey® Handbook
Sea-Monkey® Feeding Spoon
Million Bubble air pumpX-ray poster/wrapping paper (No longer available and has been replaced with the newer one featuring the nuclear family.)
3 Piece Button set
4 Variety Greeting Cards.
This package is for customers living in the USA only. We have created a separate package for our Canadian customers due to increased cross border packing and shipping expenses. (The Canadian listing has been removed.)
For The Animals (music CD) (Sold Out)
Release Year: 2020
Price: 20.00 USD
Description
13 Original Songs of Unity, Love & Compassion for All Living Beings! Written, Composed and Performed by Pamela Signorelli
CD includes the following songs:
Angels with No Names
Sorrow Again
Time for My Heart to Wake
What About Them
You’re My Friend
Over and Over
Return to Me
Only Love
Under These Blue Skies
This Love
Dinner at 8
Maybe in Time
Animal
Limited Edition Mug (Sold Out)
Release Year: 2021
Price: 30.00 USD
Description
NEW LIMITED EDITION “SEA MONKEY”(r) MUG, celebrating our 60th anniversary! Each mug is numbered in sequence and only 60 of these unique collector items were created.
Sea-Monkeys Magic Sand (Sold Out)
Release Year: 2021
Price: 20.00 USD
Description
All proceeds from the sale of Sea-Monkeys® Magic Sand goes to help support the Organic Wildlife Sanctuary of Monrose Farm. Your purchase is truly helping to keep the magic of the Sea-Monkeys® alive.
With this Sea-Monkeys® Magic Sand you own an actual piece of the Sea-Monkeys® home. Each scoop of sand comes directly from the banks of the Potomac River on the Montrose Farm where America’s history has played out over the past centuries.
Sea-Monkeys® Puzzle (Sold Out)
Release Year: 2021
Price: 20.00 USD
Description
30 Piece Sea-Monkeys® Puzzle (for children of all ages)
piece sizes are approximately 1.5 inches long x 1.5 inches wide
over all puzzle size is – 11.5 inches long – 9.5 inches wide
2022 Sea-Monkeys® Calendar (Sold Out)
Release: December 2021
Price: 30.00 USD
Description
2022 Sea-Monkeys® Calendar – Limited printing of 100!
ORDER YOURS TODAY — BEFORE TIME SLIPS AWAY!
Travel through time with The Amazing Live Sea-Monkeys® with our bright and colorful 2022 calendar. The large 12” x 12” format charts Sea-Monkey® products over the past six decades. It truly is a yearlong walk down memory lane. Printed in the USA.
NOTE: Due to current global shipping issues and holiday volumes, we are not able to guarantee delivery in time for Christmas. We will do our best to get your calendar delivered to you as soon as possible. We think they are worth the wait.
Invisible Goldfish (Sold Out)
Release Year: 2022
Initial Price: 30.00 USD, then lowered to 22.50 USD.
Description
After 55 years, the Transcience “Invisible Goldfish©” kit is back in all of its invisible glory. The colorful boxed set comes with a small fishbowl, artificial aquarium plant, gravel substrate, box of “special food,” “Do Not Feed” sign, double sided instruction sheet (one side for public viewing and the other side for your eyes only) and, of course, your very own “Invisible Goldfish©” — guaranteed never to be seen. Quantities of this initial edition of “Invisible Goldfish 2.0©” are currently limited. Order yours today. (You might “not see” this offer for very long.)
Sea-Monkeys® Instant Life Retro Kit (Available)
Release Year: 2022
Price: 20.00 USD
Description
Instant Life – Retro Kit
Package Includes
1 pk – Water Purifier
1 pk – Instant Live Eggs
1 pk – Growth Food
Million Bubble Air Pump
Feeding Spoon
Step By Step Instructions
2023 Sea-Monkeys® Calendar (Sold Out)
Release: Release: December 20th, 2022
Price: 30.00 USD
Description
Made in the USA and truly is the perfect “ingredient” to help Sea-Monkey® fans enjoy a fantastic new year. Our 2023 calendar focuses on the variety of Sea-Monkey® ingredient packets available over the decades. Calendar supplies are limited so you’ll want to secure yours before they are all spoken for.
Here’s a sneak peek at the calendar cover and a few of the interior pages — based on the original artwork by Henri La Mothe, Ben Harvey, and Joe Orlando. The back cover celebrates another milestone in Transcience history … the 60th Anniversary of X-Ray Spex® — 1963 – 2023.
Our 12-month calendar is 12” x 12” folded (12” x 24” open), is 28 pages long and printed on quality stock. The nice big blocks make it perfect to keep track of life’s events or chart the feeding schedule and progress of your pet Sea-Monkeys®.
Classic Sea-Monkeys® Pin-Back Button Triple Pack (Available)
Release: December 20th, 2022
Price: 15.00 USD
Description
Classic Sea-Monkeys® Pin-Back Button Triple Pack
This pin-back button set is styled after the 1970 Instant Life® blister card kit.
This pin-back button set is styled after the 1970 Instant Life® blister card kit. Instead of housing three ingredient packets, it holds 3 buttons based on the original artwork by Joe Orlando. The 1 1/2” buttons are fun to wear to show your love of Sea-Monkeys® or just to add to your collection.
Classic Sea-Monkeys® I Created Instant Life® Pin-Back Button (Available)
Release: December 20th, 2022
Price: 10.00 USD
Description
Proudly wear this new pin-back button to show the world that you possess the power of creating “Instant Life®.”This 1 1/2” button is based on the 1963 tin-tab award badge originally included in the 1963 Sea-Circus kit. It’s a fun way to pay homage to the origins of Sea-Monkeys® and share your Sea-Monkey® pride with the world.
Sea-Monkeys® Valentine Writing Card (Sold Out)
Release: December 20th, 2022
Price: 5.00 USD
Description
Perfect for a Holiday Love Note or just purely to say hello!
Based on the original artwork by Joe Orlando ©1972
Reimagined by Tod Robert Machin ©2020 for Yoland Von Braunhut
Dimensions: 4.25″ x 5.50″
60th Anniversary of X-Ray Spex® Pin-Backed Button (Sold Out)
Release Year: 2023
Price: 10.00 USD
Description
In honor of the 60th anniversary of X-Ray Spex®, we offer this clever pin-back button set. It’s designed to look like the original X-Ray Spex® packaging only with 1 1/2” buttons instead of glasses. Use the buttons to wear on clothing or keep them on the card as a collectors item. Each button set also comes with a FREE commemorative 60th anniversary sticker.
Seaweedies T-Shirt (Sold Out)
Release Year: 2023
Price: 30.00 USD
T-shirt art by Tod R. Machin
Description
This is our best seller for a reason. Relaxed, tailored and ultra-comfortable, you’ll love the way you look in this durable, reliable classic.
Brand: Fruit of the Loom
Pre-shrunk cotton / polyester blend. Cotton is USA grown and sustainably sourced. Fabric Weight: 5.0 oz. (mid-weight)
Double-stiched seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist.
Tear-away label for added comfort
Imported; processed and printed in the USA
Sea-Monkey® Wrapping Paper / Commemorative Poster (Sold Out)
Release Year: 2023
Price: 9.00 USD
Description
In honor of the 60th anniversary of X-Ray Spex®, Transcience brings you this poster paying homage to the two most iconic novelty items of all time. This caped Super Sea-Monkey® character (wearing his X-Ray Vision glasses) is shown bursting through an advertisement showcasing some of the mail-order items offered by Honey Toy Industries in the late 1960s.
This 4-panel poster unfolds to a full 13” x 19” size. As an added bonus, the reserve side is adorned with a repetitive pattern so it can be used as wrapping paper instead.
Be it a poster to display or wrapping paper to use, it’s a fun and inexpensive item to add to your next order.
Sea-Monkeys® Classic Ocean-Zoo® (Available)
Release Year: 2023
Current Price: 35.00 USD
Initial Price: 28.00 USD
Description
Classic Sea-Monkeys® Ocean-Zoo® Tank — complete 8-piece kit. 7 Pouches Total
In response to collectors’ desire for vintage themed Sea-Monkey® kits, we are offering this special issue of the contemporary Ocean-Zoo® in retro-styled packaging. Besides the retro box, this kit also comes with a retro styled aquarium wrap paying homage to the 60+ year history and retro styled instructions utilizing the original artwork by famed comic book artist, Joe Orlando.
The kit also comes with a standard Ocean-Zoo® tank and lid, a specialty calibrated feeding spoon, the 3 primary ingredient packets for hatching and caring for your Sea-Monkey® pets, and an air-pump to add oxygen to your tank or move your pet Sea-Monkeys® from one tank to another.
Included Bonus pouches: An extra set of the 3 primary pouches and 1 pouch of Living Plasma III.
It’s everything you need to hatch and maintain a healthy, happy Sea-Monkey® colony — with a nod back to Sea-Monkeys® roots.
Limited Edition Plush Sea-Monkey® (Sold Out)
Release: Late 2023
Price: 75.00 USD
Description
SUPER SEA-MONKEYS: Limited edition plush character. First in a series.
For the first time in Sea-Monkey® history, we’re excited to offer you your very own plush Sea-Monkey® character. These 16” figures are hand made, super soft and sure to be an instant collectors item.
Our plush character is being offered in a very limited edition of only 50 units. Additionally, each plush comes with its own hand numbered hang tag, a Goodwill Ambassador button, a birth certificate that you can fill out for your plush pet, and a blessing from Yolanda (the mother of the Sea-Monkeys®) detailing what this Sea-Monkey Goodwill Ambassador represents.
Because of their limited availability, we’re limiting this item to one per household.
If these sell out, you’re very likely to see additional Super Sea-Monkey® plush characters offered in the future — each empowered with their own specific good vibrations direct from the Sea-Monkey® Farm.
Proceeds from your purchase will go toward feeding the animals at our Montrose Organic Wildlife Sanctuary — the home of The Original Sea-Monkeys®.
Sea-Monkeys® Retro Kit Xray Spex Edition (Available)
Release: Late 2023
Price: 20.00 USD
Description
Sea-Monkeys® Retro Kit Xray Spex Edition
In honor of the 60th Anniversary of X-Ray Spex®, we’re offering this Classic Sea-Monkeys® Bonus Pack with a pair of X-Ray Spex®. This is the first time in history these two iconic mail-order novelty items have been packaged together.
The Sea-Monkeys® Bonus Pack comes with the three ingredient packets required to hatch and raise a healthy colony of Sea-Monkey® pets, the specially calibrated feeding spoon, retro-styled instructions (utilizing the original artwork by famed comic book artist, Joe Orlando), and an air-pump to add oxygen to your tank on a daily basis.
Limited Edition Plush Female Sea-Monkey® (Available)
Release: Late 2024
Current Price: 42.50 USD
Initial Price: 50.00 USD
Description
16” Limited Edition Plush Female Sea-Monkey®:
She’s the perfect companion for last year’s plush Sea-Monkey® boy — the same 16” size, super-soft materials, incredible detail and handmade construction.
She is limited to an edition of only 100 units and comes with her own special hangtag, pin-back button and birth certificate. Like her male counterpart, she stands as a Sea-Monkey® goodwill ambassador with an emphasis on nurturing our planet earth and all of the creatures that inhabit it.
Reserve yours now before they are all spoken for.
NOTE: There are currently 335 MILLION people in The United States. Only 100 will get to own our limited edition plush Sea-Monkey® girl.
Classic Sea-Monkey® Note Cards (12) (Available)
Release: Early 2025
Current Price: 10.00 USD
Initial Price: 30.00 USD
Description
CLASSIC SEA-MONKEY® NOTE CARDS – A set of 12
In honor of SEA-MONKEYS® 65th Anniversary, we pay homage to Sea-Monkeys® past with this retro notecard set: 12 cards. 6 vintage designs. 4.25” x 5.5” note cards with printed exteriors and interiors. Envelopes included. The set comes in its own special rigid mailer packaging. Available now while supplies last.
Make Sea-Monkeys® Great Again (Sold Out)
Release Year: 2025
Price: 30.00 USD
Description
Made in America, 100% Organic Cotton Twill Adjustable Cap:
“Make Sea-Monkeys Great Again” adjustable cap. Our deep blue colored caps are made of high quality 100% organic cotton twill and are UNION MADE IN AMERICA. The hats are embroidered with the “Make Sea-Monkeys Great Again” phrase along with the smiling Sea-Monkey face. No political implication intended, just good fun and a way to share Sea-Monkey joy.
Additionally. Each cap comes with a free packet of #1 Water Purifier and packet #2 Instant Life Eggs to keep Sea-Monkey pets thriving in your home.
Limited Edition Plush Baby Boy Sea-Monkey® (Available)
Release Year: 2025
Price: 30.00 USD
Description
This Limited Edition Plush Baby Boy Sea-Monkey® is the 3rd installment to the Sea-Monkey® Plush family.
This super soft and super adorable plush baby comes with a certificate of authenticity, a personalized letter from the owner, and 1 set of Sea-Monkey® Water-Purifier and Instant-Live Eggs.
There is only, and will only ever be, 100 of these adorable plush toys so grab yours before it’s too late.
Sea-Monkey® Wrapping Paper / Commemorative Poster (Available)
Release Year: 2025
Price: 9.00 USD
Art by Tod R. Machin
Description
Our 65th anniversary poster is of the Sea-Monkey® nuclear family in front of their under-water purple castle home. The wrapping paper side is a repetitive pattern of the “I CREATED INSTANT LIFE®” emblem with the new hatching baby Sea-Monkey®. The four panel wrapping paper sheet unfolds to a poster measuring 13” x 19”.
Sea-Monkey® Super-Sweet Mini Suite Set (Available)
Release Year: 2026
Price: 25.00 USD
Description
The Sea-Monkey® Super-Sweet Mini Suite Set comes with the following items:
1 – Sea-Monkey® Mini Suite Tank
1 – Water-Purifier
1 – Instant-Live Eggs
1 – Growth-Food
1 – Plasma
A set of Sea-Monkey® stickers, Sea-Monkey® Aqua-Leash, Feeding Spoon, and Sea-Monkey® Handbook
Sea-Monkeys.com.au Exclusive
SEA-MONKEYS® SUPER BOWL - AGES 15 - 115 YEARS!! (Australian Shop Exclusive/Unavailable)
Release: Late 2023
Initial Price: 70.00 AUD, then dropped to 50.00, and later raised to 60.00 before it became unavailable.
Description
The SUPER SET SEA-MONKEY® BOWL includes EVERYTHING & MORE than you need to hatch and grow live Sea Monkeys®. SUITABLE: AGES 15-115 YEARS!!
Included in this SUPER SET is: Plastic Bowl, Feeding Spoon, Air Pump, Hand Book, Instructions and 3 of EACH #1 Water Purifier Pouch, #2 Instant Live Eggs Pouch, #3 Growth Food Pouch & #4 Living Plasma.